How I be at parties
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
*steals ur credit card*
hasta la visa
me during the purge: (breaks all the strange and dated laws that police don't really enforce anymore. like that bullshit about not being able to keep a donkey in your bathtub? it's time to truly live.)